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Jungs, ich habe aufregende Neuigkeiten!  Oh, wait… let me translate that into English: “You guys, I have exciting news!”  Hold onto your lederhosen and dirndl: I am beside myself/wetting my pants/thrilled to announce my wonderful HarperCollins team are selling the German world translation rights to THE INTERN!  Yes, THE INTERN is due to be translated into…

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Warning: this post contains dangerous amounts of sarcasm and cyber tantrum-throwing. From assuming I’ve received a six-figure book advance (sigh!) to telling me reading is boring, here are some of the biggest cases of foot-in-mouth buffoonery* I’ve encountered since announcing my booky-wooky news… 1. “Books are kinda boring – will there be an audio tape…

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